兔青的部落格

     RULE 1
     Life  is not fair - get used to it.

     RULE 2
     The  world won't care about your self-esteem. The world
     will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you  feel
     good about yourself.

     RULE 3
     You  will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out
     of high school. You won't be a vice president with
     car phone, until you earn  both.

     RULE 4
     If  you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a
     boss. He doesn't have tenure.

     RULE 5
     Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your
     grandparents had a different word for burger flipping
     they
     called it Opportunity.

     RULE 6
     If  you mess up,it's not your parents' fault, so don't
     whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

     RULE 7
     Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as
     they are now. They got that way from paying  your bills,
     cleaning your clothes and  listening to you talk about
     how cool  you are. So before you save the rain forest
     from the parasites of your parent's generation, try
     delousing the closet in your own room.


     RULE 8
     Your  school may have done away with winners and losers,
     but life has not. In some schools they have  abolished
     failing grades and they'll  give you as many times as
     you want to  get the right answer. This doesn't bear the
     slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

     RULE 9
     Life  is not divided into semesters. You don't get
     summers off and very few employers are interested in
     helping you find yourself. Do that on your own  time.

     RULE 10
     Television is NOT real life. In real life people
     actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to  jobs.

     RULE 11
     Be  nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for
     one.    

關於規則一：「人生本來就是不公平的，只能習慣吧。」

所以這位Charles Sykes大師苦口婆心教訓普天之下善男信女的信條不過就是「保守」二字箴言爾爾。

所以這世界呈現這樣的樣態千年之後也是不變持續直到宇宙消滅，

所以從小師長諄諄教誨以身作則學生洗耳恭聽蕭規曹隨，

所以儘管這社會荒謬可笑吾輩僅能裝聾作啞，

所以如同米蘭昆德拉所言一切都被預先被原諒了一切皆可笑地被允許了，

所以革命不過是請客吃飯和理論研討論文生產而已，

所以馬克思列寧的命運終究要被掃進歷史的灰燼之中，

所以教授滿嘴仁義道德私下狗屁倒灶剝削學生報假帳就跟汽修工隨身攜帶扳手一樣都是很正常的。

以上。關於在政大念了六年書的感想。